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WARNING! This podcast uses progressive boredom via silly stories to help adults fall asleep. Pointless meanders, lulling soothing tones and strange asides are used in combination with bedtime tales to distract your racing brain and let you drift off to dreamland. If you are expecting something sane or sensible this might not be for you. It might just blow your mind. Trouble Falling Asleep? Insomnia? Looking for something soothing to quiet your racing mind? If you have trouble falling asleep or need background noise this might be what you are looking for. Plucked from Sleep With Me Podcast these stories are stripped of their introductions giving you 100% pure strange bedtime stories. Bedtime is here. It is time to "Sleep to Strange" Welcome, I'm Dearest Scooter, your new Borefriend. On the "Sleep With me Podcast" an odd man tells strange tales that help dull and lull people to sleep. (that's me) I've always wondered "What if I took off the intros and just posted the stories by themselves?" Wouldn't that be strange?
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Now displaying: April, 2016
Second Hand Stone Shop | Lady Witchbeard #12 0
Apr 28, 2016

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Germ has giant problems only a goat could solve. Soon you will sleep and dream of the most wonderful stone quarry. You've heard of the cave of wonders, this is like that but strange. No need to get your bearings, just drift off sound asleep. Don't quake, for you'll be awake, for the Brangelina part, is at the start. Thanks Andre, we miss you.

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A Spokesperson for the Villain from "Hansel and Gretel" | Trending Tuesday 0
Apr 26, 2016

This was a tough one to title. I head out to the transverse plain with some villain type apologist who tells me a story from the perspective of the lady in the candy house. The story is nuts and it takes forever to get started as usual. But don't wait for it just kick the brain bundle burden off your bed and get to sleep.

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This Trending Twitter Tuesday is based on what was trending on Sunday 10/26/14 2:21pm PDT

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Unlocking phone laws (now legal)

Moto G vs Iphone 6

 

Sleep With Me podcast art created by Always Trending Up Scott & Jennifer

Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman

Would You Ask a Goat a Rhetorical Question? | Lady Witchbeard Ep 11 0
Apr 21, 2016

Don't answer that question, instead let my rhetoric of nonsense carry you past the threshold of sleep. For goats may faint, but only in a good natured harmless way, irritating only to conquistadors. If a story’s hero in not only unheroic but also a goat, sanity says sleep. Goodnight.

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"The Creature from the Black Lagoon" tells me he's originally from the "Big Goon" | Trending Tuesdays 0
Apr 19, 2016

"There's a lotta good stuff about the swamp" or the lagoon...words of wisdom from a creature with eyes that were too round for my taste. A terrible title, as is the case this week, does not always indicate a terrible story, just a story with a long drawn out beginning and then some bad metaphors are sprinkled in an attempt to come across as a storyteller. Alas you should be asleep for the parts with the pizza and the mating, but don't worry there is not mating with pizzas. Sleep well dear listener for this is a trip in the metaverse better left to those who can successfully lick the sky.

This Trending Tale is based on what was hot on Twitter on 10/12 at 5:02 PM PDT

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Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night.

As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute.

This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber.

"Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland.

If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you.

Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions"

Sleep With Me podcast art created by Scott

Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman

"Goat of Many Colors" | Lady Witchbeard Ep 10 0
Apr 14, 2016

You can dream of Angela Lansbury, but she won't be there. A goat with a magical coat might dance across your dreams If you awake the only question to ask your self is who's cuter, Steph Curry on Monta Ellis? Spoiler, there is no wrong answer. Second spoiler, none of this has much to do with the story even though it is in the story.

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What Ever Happened to The Transylvania Twist? | Trending Tuesdays 0
Apr 12, 2016

Tonight we take a journey to a place. An out of the way place. A restful place. A strange place where monsters and villains go for a little R&R. There's no customers there tonight, but out at the edge of some universe there lies a story and after that story will be another story where answers lie somewhere between a sky of orange and taupe ice cream and a little place called Transylvania.

This Trending Tale is based on what was hot on Twitter on 10/5/14 at 5:46 PM PDT

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"Phage and The Mustached Queen" Lady Witchbeard Ep 9 0
Apr 7, 2016

Once upon a time kids would go to a museum and be impressed by static large scale dioramas. The modern jaded age has ruined those quaint moments with touchscreens, motion and the powers of Ben Stiller. Tonight is nothing like any of that.

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Fall Asleep During Ray's Trip to the Animal Kingdom | Trending Tuesdays 0
Apr 5, 2016

Ray Perkins returns with a tale of his trip to another Disney theme park. He helps with a juice spill, whistles on a bus, rides some rides and does a ton of walking. What could be more riveting? Almost anything. What could help you drift off to sleep? Ray can and will.

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This "Trending Twitter Tale" Is based on what was rising online on 9/21/14 at 1:13pm PDT.

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