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Sleep to Strange

WARNING! This podcast uses progressive boredom via silly stories to help adults fall asleep. Pointless meanders, lulling soothing tones and strange asides are used in combination with bedtime tales to distract your racing brain and let you drift off to dreamland. If you are expecting something sane or sensible this might not be for you. It might just blow your mind. Trouble Falling Asleep? Insomnia? Looking for something soothing to quiet your racing mind? If you have trouble falling asleep or need background noise this might be what you are looking for. Plucked from Sleep With Me Podcast these stories are stripped of their introductions giving you 100% pure strange bedtime stories. Bedtime is here. It is time to "Sleep to Strange" Welcome, I'm Dearest Scooter, your new Borefriend. On the "Sleep With me Podcast" an odd man tells strange tales that help dull and lull people to sleep. (that's me) I've always wondered "What if I took off the intros and just posted the stories by themselves?" Wouldn't that be strange?
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Jul 14, 2016

Superheroes planning a Halloween party. Sound like something to coax you to sleep? What if I told you they could not agree on costumes or trick or treating? Don't worry whatever happens I promise it won't be scary, just soothing and dull. Goodnight.

Please support our Patreon!!! http://www.patreon.com/sleepwithme

Commission a song from Jonathan Mann for any special person or event in your life or as a theme song!
http://www.jonathanmann.net

A new bedtime story series to help you fall asleep. Superdull is the story of a team of superheroes who are awaiting earth's hour of greatest need.
They wait...

and wait...

and wait...

and wait..

until they are called into action.

This is the tale of their waiting....UNTIL the waiting is interrupted by a strange energy spike.

Be gripped! Be surprised! Be forewarned! Be bored to sleep!

Older episodes can be found here

The Links

Amazon Links

http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/amazon
http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/amazonuk
http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/amazonca
 

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On Twitter @dearestscooter

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Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night.

As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute

This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber.

"Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland.

If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you.

Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions"

Sleep With Me podcast art created by Always Trending Up Scott & Jennifer

Sleep With Me is written by Drew Ackerman and "performed" by Dearest Scooter

 

Jul 12, 2016

Do Pornography and Portugal's's Geography sound the same? In a world where Mother Nature's voice drones on while you sleep does it matter? What about to the overprotective parent of your inner child? Would that parent let you have a sleepover with squirrels? Will the puppy in the hamper close its eyes? If you are reading this you should start to close yours.

Original episode http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/196/

Please support our Patreon!!! http://www.patreon.com/sleepwithme

Commission a song from Jonathan Mann for any special person or event in your life or as a theme song!
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Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night.

As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute

This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber.

"Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland.

If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you.

Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions"

Sleep With Me podcast art created by Always Trending Up Scott & Jennifer

Sleep With Me is written by Drew Ackerman and "performed" by Dearest Scooter

Jul 7, 2016

Please support our Patreon!!! http://www.patreon.com/sleepwithme

Commission a song from Jonathan Mann for any special person or event in your life or as a theme song!
http://www.jonathanmann.net

A new bedtime story series to help you fall asleep. Superdull is the story of a team of superheroes who are awaiting earth's hour of greatest need.
They wait...

and wait...

and wait...

and wait..

until they are called into action.

This is the tale of their waiting....UNTIL the waiting is interrupted by a strange energy spike.

Be gripped! Be surprised! Be forewarned! Be bored to sleep! Older episodes can be found here

Subscribe: iTunes | Google Play |  Android

Amazon Links

http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/amazon
http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/amazonuk
http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/amazonca
 

Facebook Community A place to share and be shared with other listeners!!!!

Become a fan on Facebook

On Twitter @dearestscooter

Spotify Playlist

Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night.

As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute

This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber.

"Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland.

If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you.

Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions"

Sleep With Me podcast art created by Always Trending Up Scott & Jennifer

Sleep With Me is written by Drew Ackerman and "performed" by Dearest Scooter

Original episode http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/116/

Jul 5, 2016

How does a man's dream on riding a kittenbowl to a world of fame and fortune go incredibly wrong? On the wave of laws and food and cable tv and of course a dream. Tonight questions will be answered as we dream a little dream of fancy hatted cats and coin collection. Don't try to understand any of this tough, as you should be drifting off to sleep. Also Kate Upton and a dance she made famous.

Please support our Patreon!!! http://www.patreon.com/sleepwithme

Commission a song from Jonathan Mann for any special person or event in your life or as a theme song!
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Amazon Links

http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/amazon
http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/amazonuk
http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/amazonca
 

Facebook Community A place to share and be shared with other listeners!!!!

Become a fan on Facebook

On Twitter @dearestscooter

Spotify Playlist

Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night.

As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute

This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber.

"Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland.

If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you.

Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions"

Sleep With Me podcast art created by Always Trending Up Scott & Jennifer

Sleep With Me is written by Drew Ackerman and "performed" by Dearest Scooter

Jun 30, 2016

Who is the boss of superheroes? What happens when there is disagreement? Should a quarantine ever be violated? Will these questions be raised or answered? You'll never know if you fall asleep like you are supposed to.

Sleep to the sounds of hypnosis, progressive relaxation or a bedtime story of boring superheroes? You know your choice 'cuz you're here already.

Please support our Patreon!!! http://www.patreon.com/sleepwithme

Commission a song from Jonathan Mann for any special person or event in your life or as a theme song!
http://www.jonathanmann.net

A new bedtime story series to help you fall asleep. Superdull is the story of a team of superheroes who are awaiting earth's hour of greatest need.
They wait...

and wait...

and wait...

and wait..

until they are called into action.

This is the tale of their waiting....UNTIL the waiting is interrupted by a strange energy spike.

Be gripped! Be surprised! Be forewarned! Be bored to sleep! Older episodes can be found here

Subscribe: iTunes | Google Play |  Android

The Links

Amazon Links

http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/amazon
http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/amazonuk
http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/amazonca
 

Facebook Community A place to share and be shared with other listeners!!!!

Become a fan on Facebook

On Twitter @dearestscooter

Spotify Playlist

Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night.

As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute

This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber.

"Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland.

If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you.

Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions"

Sleep With Me podcast art created by Always Trending Up Scott & Jennifer

Sleep With Me is written by Drew Ackerman and "performed" by Dearest Scooter

Jun 28, 2016

An attempt at a redditation dissolves into what I wish was a dream. Instead you can take a dull journey into the meaning of being a bad, bad boy. A world that makes no sense with strange locks and shuffle ball steps. As you enter a deep sleep we will move into a world when dance puts an end to all social strata and unites with a strange joy. Your smiling while you sleep, is it schadenfreude or are you tap, taping your way across dreamland?

Originally published Jan 13th, 2015 http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/184/

Please support our Patreon!!! http://www.patreon.com/sleepwithme

Commission a song from Jonathan Mann for any special person or event in your life or as a theme song!
http://www.jonathanmann.net

Amazon Links

http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/amazon
http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/amazonuk
http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/amazonca
 
Subscribe: iTunes | Google Play |  Android

Facebook Community A place to share and be shared with other listeners!!!!

Become a fan on Facebook

On Twitter @dearestscooter

Spotify Playlist

Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night.

As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute

This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber.

"Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland.

If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you.

Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions"

Sleep With Me podcast art created by Always Trending Up Scott & Jennifer

Sleep With Me is written by Drew Ackerman and "performed" by Dearest Scooter

 

Jun 23, 2016

Fall asleep fast tonight to another hypnotic bedtime story to lull you to sleep. Flex and Electera try to determine who is this "Carbon Man" where he is from, what he wants and is he a threat to earth.

Please support our Patreon!!! http://www.patreon.com/sleepwithme

Commission a song from Jonathan Mann for any special person or event in your life or as a theme song!
http://www.jonathanmann.net

A new bedtime story series to help you fall asleep. Superdull is the story of a team of superheroes who are awaiting earth's hour of greatest need.
They wait...

and wait...

and wait...

and wait..

until they are called into action.

This is the tale of their waiting....UNTIL the waiting is interrupted by a strange energy spike.

Be gripped! Be surprised! Be forewarned! Be bored to sleep! Older episodes can be found here

Subscribe: iTunes | Google Play |  Android

Facebook Community A place to share and be shared with other listeners!!!!

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On Twitter @dearestscooter

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Jun 21, 2016

Fear of flying? How about a dreamflight? Who cares if your destination of a bowl of tomato soup. By comforting you will be comforted and by listening your mind will be boggled. But none of this should matter as you fly away on the wings of pointlessness as a passenger on Dutch Masters Airways.

Original episode

Please support our Patreon!!! http://www.patreon.com/sleepwithme

Commission a song from Jonathan Mann for any special person or event in your life or as a theme song!
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Amazon Links

http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/amazon
http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/amazonuk
http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/amazonca
 
Subscribe: iTunes | Google Play |  Android

Facebook Community A place to share and be shared with other listeners!!!!

Become a fan on Facebook

On Twitter @dearestscooter

Spotify Playlist

Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night.

As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute

This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber.

"Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland.

If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you.

Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions"

Sleep With Me podcast art created by Always Trending Up Scott & Jennifer

Sleep With Me is written by Drew Ackerman and "performed" by Dearest Scooter

 

Jun 16, 2016

Tonight we see our heroes in action! Presented in a way that will beat your insomnia faster than an ASMR haircut. You'll meet our heroes and get a taste of their powers as you fall asleep.

A new bedtime story series to help you fall asleep. Superdull is the story of a team of superheroes who are awaiting earth's hour of greatest need.
They wait...

and wait...

and wait...

and wait..

until they are called into action.

This is the tale of their waiting....UNTIL the waiting is interrupted by a strange energy spike.

Be gripped! Be surprised! Be forewarned! Be bored to sleep!

Older episodes can be found here

Please support our Patreon!!! http://www.patreon.com/sleepwithme

Commission a song from Jonathan Mann for any special person or event in your life or as a theme song!
http://www.jonathanmann.net

Subscribe: iTunes | Android

Facebook Community A place to share and be shared with other listeners!!!!

Become a fan on Facebook

On Twitter @dearestscooter

Spotify Playlist

Amazon Links

http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/amazon
http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/amazonuk
http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/amazonca

The Links

Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night.

As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute.

This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber.

"Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you.

 

Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman

Jun 14, 2016

After I spend about twenty minutes with tangents I finally get around to a story about taking my hedgehog to the vet. Then all hell breaks loose in the most boring way possible...lots of ferns and buffalo. Not making sense? Wait till Gerard shows up.

This Trending Tuesday Redditation  is based on what was on part of the front page of a reddit app on Sunday 11/23/14 7:22pm PST.

Please support our Patreon!!! http://www.patreon.com/sleepwithme

Commission a song from Jonathan Mann for any special person or event in your life or as a theme song!
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Amazon Links

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http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/amazonuk
http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/amazonca

 Reddit links with timecodes below

Note #1 Click at your own risk...I have not had a chance to check these links, they should be fine but they could also take you anywhere.

Note #2 When recording the show I only had the screenshots so I don't even know what the real story is behind the links.

2:37 Thank Yous

7:45 I talk about moon stuff and music stuff tangets

16:15 Redditation begins

17:30 Been doing it since I was 8. I'm 19 | comments

19:00 Safe to say that my hedgehog doesnt enjoy trips to the vet anymore | comments

21:20 There's no way this was an accident | comments

27:16  At least Buffalo still has its sense of humor | comments

27:59 Odell Beckham jr, rookie..... | comments

32:13 TIL that gamers, playing an online protein..... | comments

33:00 Goat Simulator MMO is Fantastic | comments

34:40 Perfect wall ride stunt in GTAV | comments

38:01 TIL Kubrick considered casting Robin Williams..... | comments

39:04 Tourist fined $30,000 for Colosseum | comments

41:40 Comcast Trolls America Part 4.... | comments

42:50 My buddy too this stunning photograph of El Cap | comments

44:36 Hey redditors in Portugal..... | comments

45:02 T.Y. Hilton is a beautiful man | comments

46:24   have a very rare disease that causes my skin to be extremely fragile. AMA! | comments

47:12 Baltimore residents demand tougher laws on police officers:..... | comments

 

 

Tanget Links

Nik Van Core on Twitter

IWE and BattleZone TV

Eye of the Tiger and Sound of Silence are on Spotify Playlist

Prague Castle

Dobry Den

Moon rankings

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Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night.

As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute

This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber.

"Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland.

If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you.

Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions"

Sleep With Me podcast art created by Always Trending Up Scott & Jennifer

Sleep With Me is written by Drew Ackerman and "performed" by Dearest Scooter

 

Jun 9, 2016

A new bedtime story series to help you fall asleep. Superdull is the story of a team of superheroes who are awaiting earth's hour of greatest need.
They wait...

and wait...

and wait...

and wait..

until they are called into action.

This is the tale of their waiting....UNTIL the waiting is interrupted by a strange energy spike.

Be gripped! Be surprised! Be forewarned! Be bored to sleep!

Also contains some swearing!!! at 11 minutes

Please support our Patreon!!! http://www.patreon.com/sleepwithme

Commission a song from Jonathan Mann for any special person or event in your life or as a theme song!
http://www.jonathanmann.net

Amazon Links

http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/amazon
http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/amazonuk
http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/amazonca

Subscribe: iTunes | Android

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Jun 7, 2016

Breathe deep as you start to redditate. What the hell is that and where is twitter, you ask? Stay calm, I can't call this an ohm-mage to "Interstellar" because I'm not 100% certain how to properly use that word BUT let's just say I was distracted by a recent trip to the movies and you'll be distracted by this mallwalker who is truly a fearless flyer...wait technically he would be truly a fearless orbiter but that would not flow off the tongue.

Please support our Patreon!!! http://www.patreon.com/sleepwithme

Commission a song from Jonathan Mann for any special person or event in your life or as a theme song!
http://www.jonathanmann.net

This Trending Tuesday Redditation  is based on what was on part of the front page of a reddit app on Sunday 11/16/14 5:27pm PST.

Original Mallwalking Episode is here

Amazon Links

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http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/amazonuk
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 Reddit links

Note #1 Click at your own risk...I have not had a chance to check these links, they should be fine but they could also take you anywhere.

Note #2 When recording the show I only had the screenshots so I don't even know what the real story is behind the links and I have not had a chance to satisfy my curiosity cuz I'm trying to get these show notes done!

Note #3 11/18 still finishing these links close to publish time....

They evolve (link here to comments on reddit)

NSFW [OC]Superman and Lois knock boots for the first time NSFW

Maasai told to leave historic homeland by end of the year so it can become a hunting reserve for the Dubai royal family | World News (link here for comments on reddit)

A battery caged chicken on the day she was let out of her cage. Here she is, 3 months later after enjoying life as a free range chicken.  (link here to comments on reddit)

We took in this beautiful stray last night, the difference a day make is unbelievable (link here to comments on reddit)

What happens when you scream out your window in the states (link here for comments on reddit)

TIL that to eliminate all the elusive invasive goats in the Galapagos, researchers attached a radio-collar to a 'Judas goat' who would, because of its gregarious nature, seek out other goats. It was then tracked down, the group killed, but with the 'traitor' left alive in order to find more goats.  (link here for comments on reddit)

My new setup. (link here for comments on reddit)

Every morning this time of year (link here for comments on reddit)

40% of Wisconsin 'Frac Sand' Producers Violated Environmental Rules, Study Says (link here for comments on reddit)

School district that has allowed religious groups to hand out Bibles to school kids is seriously reconsidering that policy after the Satanic Temple offers to hand out copies of "The Satanic Children's Big Book of Activities." (link here for comments on reddit)

Jeff Daniels (link here for comments on reddit) Could not find thread

ELI5: Why do Jews not try to convert people like other Abrahamic religions? (Christianity, Islam) (link here for comments on reddit)

Google's secret NSA (link here for comments on reddit) Could not find correct thread

Autumn in the blue ridge mountains. (Unknown photographer) [1024x768] (link here for comments on reddit)

What lesson or moral were you taught as a child that has stayed with you forever?  (link here for comments on reddit)

 

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Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night.

As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute

This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber.

"Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland.

If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you.

Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions"

Sleep With Me podcast art created by Always Trending Up Scott & Jennifer

Sleep With Me is written by Drew Ackerman and "performed" by Dearest Scooter

 

Jun 2, 2016

A giant goat cannot stop your sleep. Once I go into the exposition on cauldron portals your mind should crossover the threshold into dreamland. If not our story will culminate with green goop and Germ. Heroes might be made but will magic be saved? If it happens in an alternative universe it should not effect you, so don't worry if you fall asleep. Phagey sends his best.

Please support our Patreon!!! https://www.patreon.com/sleepwithme

Commission a song from Jonathan Mann for any special person or event in your life or as a theme song!
http://www.jonathanmann.net

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May 31, 2016

Drift off as Morley and I are "hot" on the trail of a joke gone dull. Scooter will don his Under-amateur underroos and hop on the case of two very friendly ghosts and "Fuller House" with the method school of investigative journalism.

Subscribe: iTunes | Android

Please support our Patreon!!! http://www.patreon.com/sleepwithme

Commission a song from Jonathan Mann for any special person or event in your life or as a theme song!
http://www.jonathanmann.net

 

Amazon Links

http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/amazon
http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/amazonuk
http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/amazonca
 

Facebook Community A place to share and be shared with other listeners!!!!

Become a fan on Facebook

On Twitter @dearestscooter

Spotify Playlist

Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night.

As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute

This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber.

"Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland.

If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you.

Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions"

Sleep With Me podcast art created by Always Trending Up Scott & Jennifer

Sleep With Me is written by Drew Ackerman and "performed" by Dearest Scooter

May 26, 2016

Fall into a deep sleep as my Fairy Word Mother comes and then departs due to a name mixup. Slumber as the lead up to the episode slows to a crawl. If you are still tossing and turning after that my attempts to describe the wonders of bronze light should help relax you. Don't fret if you are awake or asleep this episode will still have a goat and a germ.

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May 24, 2016

If I truly lacked integrity I could have called this coloring or buying Easter Eggs with Morley Safer. If you have ever dreamed of muckraking and breaking the case with the team like Morley and Borely this may or may not be a story you will sleep to. When my attempts to expose agribusiness go nowhere we head out to buy eggs and solve some brotherly problems. Plus we make a dog named Greyson's easter dreams come true...somewhat. Never fear about this making sense as it will just be remixed in your sleeping subconscious.

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Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night.

As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute

This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber.

"Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland.

If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you.

Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions"

Sleep With Me podcast art created by Always Trending Up Scott & Jennifer

Sleep With Me is written by Drew Ackerman and "performed" by Dearest Scooter

May 19, 2016
Gold and goop will bond to stone and things may or may not come together. Sand art will be disturbed and skin will be stained. Alliteration will be always overused and misused but all in attempts, alliteration attempts to put you to sleep.
 

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Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night.

As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute

This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber.

"Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland.

If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you.

Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions"

Sleep With Me podcast art created by Always Trending Up Scott & Jennifer

Sleep With Me is written by Drew Ackerman and "performed" by Dearest Scooter

May 17, 2016

What could be more boring than a cooking lesson? A trip to the grocery store. Add two handfuls of sexual tension with a dash of eighties romcom and you have a dinner party. But that's at the end and you'll be dreaming...of Jon Cryer and Molly Ringwald and Andrew McCarthy....or pork and cream and beef.

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Strange quotes

  • "Let my voice trickle away the nasty thoughts in your brain"
  • "I don't want to be oiling you up"
  • Spotify Playlist added "Let's Go Fly a Kite" and "Punk Rock Girl" and "Pretty in Pink"

Shopping List

  • Salt and Pepper
  • Olive Oil
  • Garlic
  • Bacon
  • Parmesan Cheese
  • Basil
  • Parsley
  • Heavy Cream
  • Bacon
  • Tortellini
  • Ground Beef
  • Taco Seasoning
  • Eggs
  • Breadcrumbs
  • Taco fixins

The Links

Third Person on Saving Mr. Banks is (with many many apologies to) the wonderful Jason Schwartzman

Minnie Pearl

Cameron Frye from Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Andrew McCarthy has a new book out

Ducky is from Pretty in Pink and Played by

Jon Cryer who starts in

Hiding Out and currently in

Two and a Half Men

Seven Minutes in Heaven

Molly Ringwald

Jiffy Pop

Anthony Michael Hall

Weird Science

Eric Stoltz

Mary Stuart Masterson

Cast Iron Griddle Grill Combo

Snowpiercer

Ally Sheedy in Breakfast Club vs Ko A-sung in Snowpiercer

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Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night.

As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute.

This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber.

"Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland.

If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you.

Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions"

Sleep With Me podcast art created by Always Trending Up Scott & Jennifer

Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman

May 12, 2016

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Dig that dove, lovey. Like coo, coo, coo you off to sleep. Cuz man when Antonio sees how futile it is not to bring his own cup, you'll be sawing logs. If not you can stick around for a mega dull botched guest appearance by a man with the same name as a hairstyle. Sleep well, you deserve it.

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May 10, 2016

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Tonight you either get two love stories in one or none in none. This all occurs after 11 plus screenshot fails and heavily depends on how you define love story. Hopefully you fall asleep before you're confused. Preferably right away during the cloud metaphor part where a cloud has your name on it.

This Trending Twitter Tuesday is based on what was trending on Sunday 11/9/14 5:14pm PST.

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The Tweets

The Links

Spotify Playlist added "Uptown Girl" and "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang"

Strange Quotes

"Don't Eat the Sandwich before its made"

"I just took some pictures of the internet"

 

May 5, 2016

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Calling all sleepy people! Gather around as I gather the godsandtry to sort this whole story out. No stone will be leftunturned, nopillow will be left uncooled.

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Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds LikeAnEarful Podcast "A Podcast about collectingstories,tinkering with noises and fumbling with really bigquestions"

Sleep With Me podcast art created by Always Trending UpScott& Jennifer

Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written byDrewAckerman

May 3, 2016

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Ray returns and makes comments about my audio equipment. Thenhecontinues to talk about his vacation that does not seem to haveanend. There is also a set of big brown eyes and AlexfromTarget!

Older Ray episodes can be found here

This Trending Twitter Tuesday is based on what was trendingonSunday 11/2/14 5:46pm PST.

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The Tweets

 Parkchester, Bronx

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Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mindoffof the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night.

As you listen you will find yourself distracted from yourworriesand drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the storygets alittle bit more boring with each passing minute.

This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tadoffensiveso beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guidedmeditationbedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber.

"Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to helpyoufall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift offintodreamland.

If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a goodnight'srest, you've found the podcast for you.

Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds LikeAnEarful Podcast "A Podcast about collectingstories,tinkering with noises and fumbling with really bigquestions"

Sleep With Me podcast art created by Always Trending UpScott& Jennifer

Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written byDrewAckerman

Apr 28, 2016

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Germ has giant problems only a goat could solve. Soon you will sleep and dream of the most wonderful stone quarry. You've heard of the cave of wonders, this is like that but strange. No need to get your bearings, just drift off sound asleep. Don't quake, for you'll be awake, for the Brangelina part, is at the start. Thanks Andre, we miss you.

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Apr 26, 2016

This was a tough one to title. I head out to the transverse plain with some villain type apologist who tells me a story from the perspective of the lady in the candy house. The story is nuts and it takes forever to get started as usual. But don't wait for it just kick the brain bundle burden off your bed and get to sleep.

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The Tweets

Unlocking phone laws (now legal)

Moto G vs Iphone 6

 

Sleep With Me podcast art created by Always Trending Up Scott & Jennifer

Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman

Apr 21, 2016

Don't answer that question, instead let my rhetoric of nonsense carry you past the threshold of sleep. For goats may faint, but only in a good natured harmless way, irritating only to conquistadors. If a story’s hero in not only unheroic but also a goat, sanity says sleep. Goodnight.

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