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WARNING! This podcast uses progressive boredom via silly stories to help adults fall asleep. Pointless meanders, lulling soothing tones and strange asides are used in combination with bedtime tales to distract your racing brain and let you drift off to dreamland. If you are expecting something sane or sensible this might not be for you. It might just blow your mind. Trouble Falling Asleep? Insomnia? Looking for something soothing to quiet your racing mind? If you have trouble falling asleep or need background noise this might be what you are looking for. Plucked from Sleep With Me Podcast these stories are stripped of their introductions giving you 100% pure strange bedtime stories. Bedtime is here. It is time to "Sleep to Strange" Welcome, I'm Dearest Scooter, your new Borefriend. On the "Sleep With me Podcast" an odd man tells strange tales that help dull and lull people to sleep. (that's me) I've always wondered "What if I took off the intros and just posted the stories by themselves?" Wouldn't that be strange?
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Now displaying: May, 2016
May 31, 2016

Drift off as Morley and I are "hot" on the trail of a joke gone dull. Scooter will don his Under-amateur underroos and hop on the case of two very friendly ghosts and "Fuller House" with the method school of investigative journalism.

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Spotify Playlist

Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night.

As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute

This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber.

"Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland.

If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you.

Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions"

Sleep With Me podcast art created by Always Trending Up Scott & Jennifer

Sleep With Me is written by Drew Ackerman and "performed" by Dearest Scooter

May 26, 2016

Fall into a deep sleep as my Fairy Word Mother comes and then departs due to a name mixup. Slumber as the lead up to the episode slows to a crawl. If you are still tossing and turning after that my attempts to describe the wonders of bronze light should help relax you. Don't fret if you are awake or asleep this episode will still have a goat and a germ.

Please support our Patreon!!! https://www.patreon.com/sleepwithme

Commission a song from Jonathan Mann for any special person or event in your life or as a theme song!
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May 24, 2016

If I truly lacked integrity I could have called this coloring or buying Easter Eggs with Morley Safer. If you have ever dreamed of muckraking and breaking the case with the team like Morley and Borely this may or may not be a story you will sleep to. When my attempts to expose agribusiness go nowhere we head out to buy eggs and solve some brotherly problems. Plus we make a dog named Greyson's easter dreams come true...somewhat. Never fear about this making sense as it will just be remixed in your sleeping subconscious.

Subscribe: iTunes | Android

Please support our Patreon!!! http://www.patreon.com/sleepwithme

Commission a song from Jonathan Mann for any special person or event in your life or as a theme song!
http://www.jonathanmann.net

Amazon Links

http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/amazon
http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/amazonuk
http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/amazonca
 

Facebook Community A place to share and be shared with other listeners!!!!

Become a fan on Facebook

On Twitter @dearestscooter

Spotify Playlist

Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night.

As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute

This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber.

"Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland.

If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you.

Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions"

Sleep With Me podcast art created by Always Trending Up Scott & Jennifer

Sleep With Me is written by Drew Ackerman and "performed" by Dearest Scooter

May 19, 2016
Gold and goop will bond to stone and things may or may not come together. Sand art will be disturbed and skin will be stained. Alliteration will be always overused and misused but all in attempts, alliteration attempts to put you to sleep.
 

Please support our Patreon!!! https://www.patreon.com/sleepwithme

Commission a song from Jonathan Mann for any special person or event in your life or as a theme song!
http://www.jonathanmann.net

Amazon Links

Facebook Community A place to share and be shared with other listeners!!!!

Become a fan on Facebook

On Twitter @dearestscooter

Spotify Playlist

Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night.

As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute

This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber.

"Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland.

If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you.

Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions"

Sleep With Me podcast art created by Always Trending Up Scott & Jennifer

Sleep With Me is written by Drew Ackerman and "performed" by Dearest Scooter

May 17, 2016

What could be more boring than a cooking lesson? A trip to the grocery store. Add two handfuls of sexual tension with a dash of eighties romcom and you have a dinner party. But that's at the end and you'll be dreaming...of Jon Cryer and Molly Ringwald and Andrew McCarthy....or pork and cream and beef.

Please support our Patreon!!! http://www.patreon.com/sleepwithme

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Strange quotes

  • "Let my voice trickle away the nasty thoughts in your brain"
  • "I don't want to be oiling you up"
  • Spotify Playlist added "Let's Go Fly a Kite" and "Punk Rock Girl" and "Pretty in Pink"

Shopping List

  • Salt and Pepper
  • Olive Oil
  • Garlic
  • Bacon
  • Parmesan Cheese
  • Basil
  • Parsley
  • Heavy Cream
  • Bacon
  • Tortellini
  • Ground Beef
  • Taco Seasoning
  • Eggs
  • Breadcrumbs
  • Taco fixins

The Links

Third Person on Saving Mr. Banks is (with many many apologies to) the wonderful Jason Schwartzman

Minnie Pearl

Cameron Frye from Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Andrew McCarthy has a new book out

Ducky is from Pretty in Pink and Played by

Jon Cryer who starts in

Hiding Out and currently in

Two and a Half Men

Seven Minutes in Heaven

Molly Ringwald

Jiffy Pop

Anthony Michael Hall

Weird Science

Eric Stoltz

Mary Stuart Masterson

Cast Iron Griddle Grill Combo

Snowpiercer

Ally Sheedy in Breakfast Club vs Ko A-sung in Snowpiercer

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Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night.

As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute.

This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber.

"Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland.

If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you.

Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions"

Sleep With Me podcast art created by Always Trending Up Scott & Jennifer

Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman

May 12, 2016

Please support our Patreon!!! https://www.patreon.com/sleepwithme

Commission a song from Jonathan Mann for any special person or event in your life or as a theme song!
http://www.jonathanmann.net

Dig that dove, lovey. Like coo, coo, coo you off to sleep. Cuz man when Antonio sees how futile it is not to bring his own cup, you'll be sawing logs. If not you can stick around for a mega dull botched guest appearance by a man with the same name as a hairstyle. Sleep well, you deserve it.

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May 10, 2016

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Tonight you either get two love stories in one or none in none. This all occurs after 11 plus screenshot fails and heavily depends on how you define love story. Hopefully you fall asleep before you're confused. Preferably right away during the cloud metaphor part where a cloud has your name on it.

This Trending Twitter Tuesday is based on what was trending on Sunday 11/9/14 5:14pm PST.

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Please fill out this survey and help the show at http://podsurvey.com/sleep -It takes 5 minutes and is a new survey so we need everyone to help!! This is the kind of simple support that is essential to the show. THANKS!!!

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The Tweets

The Links

Spotify Playlist added "Uptown Girl" and "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang"

Strange Quotes

"Don't Eat the Sandwich before its made"

"I just took some pictures of the internet"

 

May 5, 2016

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Calling all sleepy people! Gather around as I gather the godsandtry to sort this whole story out. No stone will be leftunturned, nopillow will be left uncooled.

Please, do your shopping using our Amazon link to support the show. Thank You!

Pleasefillout this survey and help the showathttp://podsurvey.com/sleep -It takes5minutes and is a newsurvey so we need everyone tohelp!! This is thekind of simple support that is essential to theshow. THANKS!!!

Please review and subscribe in iTunes

Subscribe: iTunes | Android

Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds LikeAnEarful Podcast "A Podcast about collectingstories,tinkering with noises and fumbling with really bigquestions"

Sleep With Me podcast art created by Always Trending UpScott& Jennifer

Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written byDrewAckerman

May 3, 2016

Please support our Patreon!!!

Ray returns and makes comments about my audio equipment. Thenhecontinues to talk about his vacation that does not seem to haveanend. There is also a set of big brown eyes and AlexfromTarget!

Older Ray episodes can be found here

This Trending Twitter Tuesday is based on what was trendingonSunday 11/2/14 5:46pm PST.

Pleasefillout this survey and help the showathttp://podsurvey.com/sleep -It takes5minutes and is a newsurvey so we need everyone tohelp!! This is thekind of simple support that is essential to theshow. THANKS!!!

Please review and subscribe in iTunes

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The Tweets

 Parkchester, Bronx

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Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mindoffof the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night.

As you listen you will find yourself distracted from yourworriesand drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the storygets alittle bit more boring with each passing minute.

This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tadoffensiveso beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guidedmeditationbedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber.

"Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to helpyoufall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift offintodreamland.

If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a goodnight'srest, you've found the podcast for you.

Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds LikeAnEarful Podcast "A Podcast about collectingstories,tinkering with noises and fumbling with really bigquestions"

Sleep With Me podcast art created by Always Trending UpScott& Jennifer

Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written byDrewAckerman

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