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WARNING! This podcast uses progressive boredom via silly stories to help adults fall asleep. Pointless meanders, lulling soothing tones and strange asides are used in combination with bedtime tales to distract your racing brain and let you drift off to dreamland. If you are expecting something sane or sensible this might not be for you. It might just blow your mind. Trouble Falling Asleep? Insomnia? Looking for something soothing to quiet your racing mind? If you have trouble falling asleep or need background noise this might be what you are looking for. Plucked from Sleep With Me Podcast these stories are stripped of their introductions giving you 100% pure strange bedtime stories. Bedtime is here. It is time to "Sleep to Strange" Welcome, I'm Dearest Scooter, your new Borefriend. On the "Sleep With me Podcast" an odd man tells strange tales that help dull and lull people to sleep. (that's me) I've always wondered "What if I took off the intros and just posted the stories by themselves?" Wouldn't that be strange?
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Sep 30, 2017

If you are sleeping on a grade or in a bed you should sleep through the forced politeness and adult acne in this episode.

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Aug 30, 2017

As you sink into you pillow the nuns will offer long winded thoughts.  Explanations of Scooter's third or second class status will carry on like a soft senseless breeze that goes on and on while you rest. Rest well.

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Aug 28, 2017

My metaphors will be listing like a ship. Then Nana will ask the questions I'm afraid to ask, like "Who do you think you are?" and "Why would you do this?" so settle in and get ready to drift off while I heap on the nonsense.

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Aug 23, 2017

Your dreams will be plucked but still avoid the somatic string puller. Then the Nuns will get faux drunk while Scooter lays in wait for an asteroid thief.

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Aug 21, 2017

Did you ever have to parent an egg or bag of flour for health class? Well our nuns get to do that on a galactic level, while Scoots hums on some.

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Aug 16, 2017

We will rejoin the Nuns in space on a mission to get a planet to don’t fear the weavers. There will be plenty of talking a repetitive action while you sleep into sleep.

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Aug 14, 2017

Dream of a ride on a gumdrop horse as I deal with a pesky table. Mild birthday surprises are in store for everyone as I fixate on my deposit.

 

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Aug 9, 2017

Solid, liquid and plasma come together in the most sleepy of ways on tonight’s show. My lulls will be as soft as the touch of Lurleen the foot rubber, who is licensed and bonded. Tonight’s it is time for Scoot’s haircut which gets doubly awkward when a transcript crosses into another dimension and brings back Tesla on a lightning bug. All the action will be as dull as mall that sleeps.

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Aug 7, 2017

Your thoughts and worries and a crew of nuns will be launched into deep space. Tonight, daydreams will be a place of problem-solving. Also Scooter will do a public self-soothing.

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Aug 2, 2017

As you listen to the umami of podcasts, I’ll be tasting the sweet victory of awards based on overuse of trove. With diamonds on my butt I’ll dream of a “Three Neils Tour”.

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Jul 31, 2017

As we deal with a pink moon, you will sleep soon. The nuns and I will have are handsful, but that nothing soda can't solve. Goodnight.

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Jul 27, 2017
Punch without lines pours out like a novocaine flashback, numb and mumbly. We head to Trader Joe’s to kick a side dish party. When bake time arrives we build some expired gingerbread houses.
 
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Jul 25, 2017

As your face softens into sleep, spheres and tubes face off in space. Can Scoots avoid the trouble and get back to earth? Or will he be stuck with the nuns forever? Questions that will resolve, by dissolve into a dream.

Jul 20, 2017

We get real about the pros and cons of my hobby of listening to knocks. Real rambles.

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Jul 17, 2017

Soda in Space? How about a tall glass of cool, sleepy, delusion? Stan will mix you up the perfect tonic to your sleep troubles, one part monologue, a dash of backstory, topped with a syrupy exposition. Goodnight.

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If you want to keep Sleep to Strange free support the show and email me dearestscooter@gmail.com
Jul 12, 2017

Childhood nostalgia about a book will give way to unearthing the depths of Little Andy's trips to the lake.

 

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Jul 10, 2017

Scoots will deal with time and clocks as a salve for delusion. Be under no illusions, you don't need to listen unless you want to.

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Jul 5, 2017

My plans for a mobile dating platform will get beta tested with a relaunch of pumpkin art. Sleep soundly there's nothing of sense here. (starts around 8:25)

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Jul 3, 2017

Scoots' in Space. Right where he belongs. As you head sinks into your pillow a penpal will be made and a partner purchased. It will be senseless so sleep sweetly.

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Jun 28, 2017

When Scoots "feels nothing" it means it is time for you to sleep. Tonight Dan Harmon's story structure will be poorly paraphrased and applied to a Song from a "Chorus Line". We will be going around in circles while projecting my thoughts onto yet another Broadway character, this time by co-opting Dan Harmon's writing on story structure.

SWEARING in this episode!!!

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Jun 26, 2017

You can still rest easy, even while earth and Jeopardy and in jeopardy, as Scoots brings angelic level lulling soothing tones.

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Jun 22, 2017

While you drift off to sleep, Bernie the Butterfly stops in the studio for an episode of "Bird Forum" where Scoots is placed in the hot seat for his offensive views on Canada Geese. If none of this makes sense, never worry you should sleep through all of it.

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Jun 19, 2017

Richard Warren Sears makes one last case for humanity. One long expository case. What started as a "Case for Sin" ends with L-O-V-E. Will that be enough to save us? All the doubling back and logic turning in on itself should save your sleep.

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Jun 14, 2017

As you slip into slumber, fur follicles will be discussed and that will lead to “Old Broadway”. We will step behind the curtain of “Le Miz” as curly locks guide the way.

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Jun 12, 2017

While you wander on the brink of sleep, James will close the case with magic. Hell will do its best to help save Besos. A host of Angels will watch as the podman digs too deep. Do narrators live forever? In your dreams they do.

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