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Sleep to Strange | A Sleep Inducing Podcast | That Helps You Relax Fall Asleep Fast and Beat Insomnia like ASMR and Guided Meditation

WARNING! This podcast uses progressive boredom via silly stories to help adults fall asleep. Pointless meanders, lulling soothing tones and strange asides are used in combination with bedtime tales to distract your racing brain and let you drift off to dreamland. If you are expecting something sane or sensible this might not be for you. It might just blow your mind. Trouble Falling Asleep? Insomnia? Looking for something soothing to quiet your racing mind? If you have trouble falling asleep or need background noise this might be what you are looking for. Plucked from Sleep With Me Podcast these stories are stripped of their introductions giving you 100% pure strange bedtime stories. Bedtime is here. It is time to "Sleep to Strange" Welcome, I'm Dearest Scooter, your new Borefriend. On the "Sleep With me Podcast" an odd man tells strange tales that help dull and lull people to sleep. (that's me) I've always wondered "What if I took off the intros and just posted the stories by themselves?" Wouldn't that be strange?
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Sep 29, 2015

Welcome to our first digital course, FREE! This might be the most boring episode ever, so you WILL sleep. Don't focus your attention on anything else for there will be no ninjas or subliminal messages to hear. Practice focused practice is all you need to bore yourself into deep sleep.

 

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Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night.

As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute

This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber.

"Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland.

If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you.

Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions"

Sleep With Me podcast art created by Always Trending Up Scott & Jennifer

Sleep With Me is written by Drew Ackerman and "performed" by Dearest Scooter

Sep 24, 2015

The fate of humanity hangs on success relaunching mallwalking .Yes I'm serious. Our future will be determined with each easy walkin' step. So settle into your bed and get ready to drift off to a place beyond time and space and sense.

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Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night.

As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute

This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber.

"Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland.

If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you.

Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions"

Sleep With Me podcast art created by Always Trending Up Scott & Jennifer

Sleep With Me is written by Drew Ackerman and "performed" by Dearest Scooter

 

Sep 22, 2015

Can I overcome my fear of being insensitive of Mr. Curry's feelings and pitch him some movies? What if I test my lack of small talk skills by being a host on a bus? Tired yet? Wait until you hear it all in action.

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Links or Strange things I said

Gavel Brain
Supreme Court Justice Thurgood Marshall
Dr Feelgood
professional gravel brain gavel scooper
The Plauge Blower
The Glass Pluguer
The Glassblower of Plaugetown
Sinead 'O Connor and Gem


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  • Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night.

    As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute

    This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber.

    "Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland.

    If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you.

    Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions"

    Sleep With Me podcast art created by Always Trending Up Scott & Jennifer

    Sleep With Me is written by Drew Ackerman and "performed" by Dearest Scooter

Sep 17, 2015

Our story continues when me and Spackle sit around a table and talk for a while. So that should put you to sleep. If not there is lots of redundant talk about "Present Drops" and some tired attempts to make sensitive and open minded Bruce Jenner metaphors. Listen as I struggle to come up with positive Yelp reviews for the forest in order to save them...or so I think. The story is capped off with a speech about rebooting curriculum, so don't worry slumber will come for you...like drops from a sleepy cloud...drops full of wonder and magic and not hobby horses.

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Spotify Playlist  Added On Your Own, Ocean Size and Ocean Man

Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night.

As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute

This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber.

"Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland.

If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you.

Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions"

Sleep With Me podcast art created by Always Trending Up Scott & Jennifer

Sleep With Me is written by Drew Ackerman and Performed by Dearest Scooter

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Sep 15, 2015

A night of knocks is interrupted by a knock.(16:40 Rending starts) Outside sits a present. What is inside? Tons of erotic knock fiction or something more ominous? What could all of this mean for you? Sleep. Also Santa will be pitched on an idea so revolutionary Christmas might get better or at least more efficient. Don't worry there is so much talk about knocking you'll never stay awake till the cliffhanger.

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Spotify Playlist  Added On Your Own, Ocean Size and Ocean Man

Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night.

As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute

This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber.

"Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland.

If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you.

Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions"

Sleep With Me podcast art created by Always Trending Up

Sep 8, 2015

Join me and Pop in the quest that started when "I went downstairs to get his special candy" in a non perverse way. Dragons will be climbed, tea parties had, drones hacked and I run around a parking lot doing a soccer chant for candy. All this "action" is diluted in a mixture of pointless discussions of emotional roadmaps and mopheads as epaulets to let you gently start to slumber.

Subscribe: iTunes Android 

Support the podcast by shopping on Amazon

Become a fan on Facebook

On Twitter @dearestscooter

Spotify Playlist

Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night.

As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute

This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber.

"Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland.

If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you.

Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions"

Sleep With Me podcast art created by Always Trending Up Scott & Jennifer

Sleep With Me is written by Drew Ackerman and "performed" by Dearest Scooter

 

Sep 3, 2015

Tonight as your pillow grows softer, your mind will grow numb as I join an old man in his basement to look at his secret candy isle. Put stranger danger aside for the real threat is the candy companies and some sort of war.

Sweet words like cocoafallout will fog your brain and sleep will come sooner than the conclusion...ideally.

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Previous uses of Writer's Emergency Pack | #223 Geesman of Oaksterdam | #187 My Life With a Perm

I put my Writer's Emergency Pack to use, drawing four random idea cards and then letting them guide the story, then when I was stuck I drew one more..and then one more after that. Writer's Emergency Pack is a set of cards to help unstick a stuck story created by John August.

Writer Emergency Pack is a deck full of useful ideas to help get your story back on track.

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When your story gets stuck, Writer Emergency Pack has the tools you need. Fix plot holes. Spice up stock characters. Rethink your themes.

Writer Emergency Pack gives you the questions that lead to great answers.

Each Pack Contains

  • 26 illustrated Idea cards
  • 26 Detail cards with helpful suggestions and specific tips to try
  • Instructions for individual and class use, plus a bonus story game (“Cards Against Normality”)
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Below are the original four cards I drew to start the story
 Card 11 "Puny Humans"
 Card 26 "A House is not a Home"
 Card 10 "Standard Procedures"
 Card 19 "That Was Lucky"

At this point I was stuck on where to take the story...my main worry was how the hell to get to the candy war already....so I drew another card

Card 24 "That's Not The Dragon

After this I was still stuck...keep going down? What does this have to do with a candy war???? I needed help so I drew another card...which was weird because I had already mentioned "Indy" and "Goonies" seeing we were below the earth...but the card did rescue the story...giving me the twist I needed to at least find a good point to break the tale into two.

Card 20 "What Would Indy Do"

See's Candy

Whitman's Sampler

Erudite

Wild Wild West

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Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night.

As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute

This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber.

"Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland.

If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you.

Sleep With Me podcast art created by Always Trending Up Scott & Jennifer

Sleep With Me is written by Drew Ackerman and "performed" by Dearest Scooter

Sep 1, 2015

Return to the perm, where curl bumps mean magic. Where Scoot is on the case and the case is geese poop. My curls twist a tale of politics and vengeance. Learn the dark secrets of "Our House" and TASTE THE CURLS. Or just slip gently into sleep with this mind lulling story that as usual takes a while just to get started then stops making sense.

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Twitter failed me this episode so I put my Writer's Emergency Pack to use, drawing four random idea cards and then letting them guide the story. Writer's Emergency Pack is a set of cards to help unstick a stuck story created by John August.

Writer Emergency Pack is a deck full of useful ideas to help get your story back on track.

 

When your story gets stuck, Writer Emergency Pack has the tools you need. Fix plot holes. Spice up stock characters. Rethink your themes.

Writer Emergency Pack gives you the questions that lead to great answers.

Each Pack Contains

  • 26 illustrated Idea cards
  • 26 Detail cards with helpful suggestions and specific tips to try
  • Instructions for individual and class use, plus a bonus story game (“Cards Against Normality”)

 

 

Support the podcast by shopping on Amazon

Will a pool turn a perm green?

Pointillism

Georges Seurat

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Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night.

As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute

This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber.

"Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland.

If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you.

Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions"

Sleep With Me podcast art created by Always Trending Up Scott & Jennifer

 

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